I AM THE CHAP STICK THIEF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMFAO

Sheeit, i was stuck in jail for 4 hours because of my stupid brother-in-law, he was driving a stolen car, and I was in it. I had 9 guns pulled on me just because I sneezed.

So after a 4 hours, they start trying to get me to screw my story up..

Seriously, screw the police. I was completely innocent, and even after they were forced to let me go, they STILL treated me like a criminal.

I love messing with rent-a-cops, because they are fat, and seldom call the police, because they couldnt make it in the force. Its just like that movie Observe and Report, they are all stinky fat losers that have an ego that prevents them from calling the cops.

(my apologies to any stinky fat losers taking offense to my words.)